Television

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Oh, The Metahumanity! (Apr 25-28)

We're four episodes away from three season finales and three episodes away from a fourth. My free time will be happy when all four of these shows are done, but I'll be happiest when one particular show finishes. We all know which one.

Agents of SHIELD: "The Singularity" (15% Stupid)

I'm not sure I'm a big fan of the whole messianic fervor among the Inhumans thing. I mean, it makes sense, and it makes for good stories, and they're using it well, but I don't necessarily enjoy watching it, if you know what I mean.

Oh, The Metahumanity! (April 18-20)

Man, I need to make time to watch more Daredevil. Could have watched some today, but HBO ran a Silicon Valley marathon and I got caught in the middle of Season 2 until I had to make dinner. Anyway, I did find time for the three main shows this week, and that time wasn't wasted for two of them.

Agents of SHIELD: "The Team" (15% Stupid)

Oh, The Metahumanity! (Apr 12-14)

Good thing I binged three Daredevils last weekend, because even iwthout a new Flash and Arrow this week, I've been too busy to watch any more. Found time for Legends of Tomorrow, somehow, even though I'm increasingly convinced it's a bad idea.

Agents of SHIELD: "Paradise Lost" (20% Stupid)

@midnight Power Rankings (4/11-4/14)

Man, I hope someone out there is really enjoying episodes full of barely-post-pubescent YouTube stars, because i am clearly not the target audience. Lord knows, I wanted to put Carrot Top in last place just out of elitist spite, but I couldn't, thanks to Monday's show.

1. Mike Lawrence (Th)
2. Arden Myrin (T)
3. Rich Eisen (Th)
4. Annie Lederman (Th)
5. Lemorne Morris (T)
6. Ilana Glazer (W)
7. Lucia Aniello (W)
8. Paul W Downs (W)
9. Carrot Top (T)
10. Vitaly Zdorovetskiy (M)
11. Brittany Furlan (M)
12. Logan Paul (M)

Oh, The Metahumanity! (April 4-6)

No Daredevil this week. I did just finally get back on the binge with three more episodes, but that'll be for later. Here we need to not-discuss a major death in a non-spoilery way and also watch Legends of Tomorrow backslide like a dumbaholic.

Agents of SHIELD: Spacetime (5% Stupid)

Nightmarish visions of a horrible, unchangeable future! Luckily, the visions are incomplete, because what seemed horrible and unchangeable ended up being slightly less horrible, but still unchangeable.

@midnight Power Rankings (Apr 4-7)

We're back from a week off for Easter, and it was kind of an odd week of shows. But Emo Phillips returned, and this time, clicked hard, with lots of weird, esoteric puns and jokes that worked with the questions and subject matter, not just weird tangents. Tiffany Haddish returned, and is always a delight to see.

1. Emo Phillips (Th)
2. Reggie Watts (Th)
3. Rachel Bloom (Th)
4. Jon Daly (M)
5. Tiffany Haddish (W)
6. Emily Fleming (M)
7. Chelsey Crisp (T)
8. Matt Braunger (M)
9. Randall Park (T)
10. Jamar Neighbors (W)
11. Affion Crockett (W)
12. Maria Thayer (T)

Oh, The Metahumanity! (Mar 29-31)

We've got a new addition to Oh, The Metahumanity starting this week. I've been going at it obliquely, but starting now, I'm just going to straight up quantify the stupid in each episode. Because that's mostly all I care about.

Agents of SHIELD: Watchdogs (20% Stupid)

@midnight Power Rankins (Mar 21-24)

Let's get this out of the way right now. The debate episode won't be part of the Powerf Rankings. It was great, but I'm not going to compare a pair of spot-on Trump and Sanders impressions in an hour-long show to the rest of the week. It was pretty fucking awesome, though. The rest of the week featured a lot of strangely uneven performances, with some great stuff and some duds from everyone on the show.

1. Dave Hill (M)
2. Aimee Mann (M)
3. Jessica McKeane (Th)
4. Jonathan Coulton (M)
5. Rhea Butcher (T)
6. Cameron Esposito (T)
7. Nicole Byer (Th)
8. Jenny Johnson (T)

Oh, The Metahumanity1 (Mar 21-24)

We've got a new addition to Oh, The Metahumanity starting this week. I've been going at it obliquely, but starting now, I'm just going to straight up quantify the stupid in each episode. Because that's mostly all I care about.

Agents of SHIELD: Parting Shot (5% Stupid)

Oh, The Metahumanity! (Mar 15-18)

Agents of SHIELD was the only proper broadcast show this week, but somewhat surprisingly, I was able to get the first two Daredevil S2 eps knocked out on relesae day.

Agents of SHIELD: The Inside Man

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