Until Saturday, I have been immune to the charms of the "take and bake" pizza concept. I mean, pizza is one of the few foods that can consistantly arrive on your doorstep, already cooked and ready to eat. "Take and bake" seems to defy all pizza logic, in that you have to go and get it, and then, once you've gotten it, you have to cook it.
I've never tried Papa Murphy's, because driving to the nearest Papa Murphy's involves me driving past at least half a dozen other local restaurants, all of which would let me buy food that's already cooked.
But a few months ago, as part of the general explosion of restaurants in my vicinity this year, the Homemade Pizza Company dropped an outlet in Calhoun Commons, in the same plaza where my Whole Foods and Chipotle live. And this weekend, the stars aligned in such a way as to make trying it out a reasonable choice. I won't be back often, but I'll be back.
Now, I don't know how Papa Murphy's works, but I'd always kind of assumed that most of the pizzas were there sitting in boxes when you walked in, and you grabbed one and paid and left. They may, however, make pizzas to order. Homemade definitely does. The place has a serious minimalist aesthetic, all white paint and stainless steel. It's a commercial kitchen with a menu board and two cash registers.
Anyway, you walk in, you order your pizza, they make it in front of you, wrap it in plastic, and you walk out, about ten minutes after you walked in. Then you go home, set the oven to 425, and about fifteen minutes later you have to cut a pizza into slices.
This is something that completely slipped my mind when it comes to the take and bake concept. I'd have to cut through my own pizza. Now, I have a pizza cutter. But a pizza cutter is just one part of the cutting through pizza equation. The other part is a solid surface big enough to set a cooked 14" pizza on while you slice through it, and that, in my apartment, is a bit of a challenge.
Beyond that, the process was fairly simple. The pizza comes on parchment paper, then on a cardboard round, which is all wrapped in plastic. You remove the plastic, slide the pizza onto the oven rack using the cardboard, pull the cardboard, and the pizza bakes on the parchment, which, because parchment paper doesn't hold heat at all, you can then use to yank the pizza back onto the cardboard when it's done.
The menu is Generic Foodie, the usual array of well-matched flavors using good-quality ingredients you find all over the place these days. Not to denigrate it, because it makes me very happy that things like caramelized onions and high-quality sausage are commonplace, but there's nothing too terribly shocking about the options unless all you've eaten for the past decade is Pizza Hut.
Speaking of toppings, unless you're a lot richer than I am, a la carte is a killer. Toppings are about two bucks a piece to add, and many of them count as two toppings. Careless ordering could leave you with a $25 pizza. Best to go with their extensive list of prearranged selections, which generally have 3-5 toppings and sell for $5 more than a plain pizza the same size. We left with a Spinach Pie (spinach, Feta, sundried tomatoes, roasted garlic, pine nuts, oregano, olive oil, no red sauce) and a Georgia (chicken sausage, Poblano peppers, ricotta).
And I have to say, even though the vagaries of my oven led to a somewhat underdone crust, even after going five minutes past the recommended baking time, the result is a damn fine pizza. Really nice dough, really nice cheese, really nice toppings. A lot of balance, and very little grease. A proper oven would probably make it absolutely fucking fantastic. It was even good microwaved the next day. Although I will admit I did not notice the telltale crunch of any pine nuts on the Spinach Pie. They may have been sparse, or small, or included in some other way.
Also, thinly sliced rings of raw poblano pepper as a pizza topping is genius, and I am so going to steal that idea and use it somehow.
One other thing I'm considering for the future - they sell a plain, 14" round of pizza dough with red sauce and cheese on it for $13. Which is a bit pricey, but it does eliminate all the pain in the ass parts of making pizza. One could, if one were so inspired, purchase one of these basic rounds, then arrange toppings from one's own gourmet pantry to make their own pizza creation on the cheap.
So overall, it's a little bit expensive, and a little bit of hassle, but the end results are good enough that it shifts from the "never" list over to the "occasional" list. Mainly because it's close. Move it another couple of miles away, and it'd probably drop off my radar. That said, it's significantly better than, say, Papa John's, for maybe 15% more money and infinitely more effort. Which sounds worse than it is, because Papa John's requires zero effort.
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Pine nuts
Mon, 11/16/2009 - 10:33 — Liz minus password at work (not verified)They weren't terribly crunchy, having apparently been toasted or sauteed or something before going on the pizza, but there were plenty of pine nuts on the slices I got, and they tasted very nice. I strongly second the recommendation, and am very sad that my oven always sets off the smoke detector with just its heat, and I can't have this pizza (or anything else that needs baking and doesn't fit in the toaster oven) at home.
Does your oven need to be
Mon, 11/16/2009 - 18:39 — vortechDoes your oven need to be cleaned? Is it producing smoke?
Nope.
Tue, 11/17/2009 - 10:03 — Liz minus password at work (not verified)I cleaned it five years ago after it first did this. Then I cleaned it again before I tried the second baked thing, in case I'd missed something. Then I cleaned it again the third time...it never helps. My smoke detector is just astoundingly sensitive to heat. It went off once during a long boil of a large pot of beans, and it also goes off if I light a candle within 10 feet of it. I had to disconnect the one in the hall, which is only about 10 feet from the oven, because it went off with any large stovetop project - the one still connected is in the living room, maybe 20 feet away and around some corners, and ignores most stovetop stuff.
Sometimes in deep winter I can open the kitchen window right above the oven, aim a fan at said oven, put the ceiling fan (set to blow air downwards) on high, and the alarm won't go off, but chilling the whole apartment for DiGiorno is not really worth it. Usually I just turn on the fan, start the oven, wait for the alarm to go off, and then aim a stand fan up to cool the alarm off, and repeat every five minutes until the food is done. Or, well, I did this a few times and now I'm just over it.
Occasionaly I'll get out the ladder and put a Ziploc over it (it's wired) if I get desperate for home-baked food, but it's in the middle of a large room with nothing to lean against, and I have to reach through the blades of the ceiling fan with my arms almost fully extended over my head, and there's no one to spot me.
Why do I continue to live there? 850 square feet, 6 rooms, $675 per month.
Home-cooked pizza
Mon, 11/16/2009 - 13:34 — Orv (not verified)I've made home-made pizza, and I've tried bake-at-home pizzas. Both are all right, but both suffer from one central flaw: They rely on a home oven. Commercial pizza ovens, as far as I can tell, work at a temperature of about 1.2 million degrees, and this does something vitally important to pizza crust that can't be replicated in a home oven.
The best pizzas I've ever made at home have been on my BBQ grill. The Vegetarian Grill by Andrea Chesman explains this process quite well, but basically you make up your dough, put it on a greased grill rack or pizza iron, cook until it starts to brown on the bottom, flip it, add sauce, cheese, and toppings, then put it back on the grill until it's done. The whole cooking process takes maybe five minutes; it cooks so fast that you need to preheat the sauce and precook the toppings. But man, are the results tasty. The bit of smoke and the intense, dry heat just do something wonderful to pizza.
Pizza stones
Mon, 11/16/2009 - 18:09 — Liz minus password at work (not verified)I've had friends who use pizza stones, which produce a nice, evenly-cooked, properly chewy crust. Pizza stones seem like a big scary pain to transport, though, and I imagine that cleaning drips off of them (from other stuff cooking in the oven) is a huge pain.
Pizza
Thu, 11/19/2009 - 15:47 — Leland J. Tankersley (not verified)The thing about making your own pizza is you want the oven as hot as possible. Crank it up to 11, and let it preheat until it is at hot as it will get.
Pizza stones do a nice job of keeping the crust from getting soggy. They also help regulate oven temperature (but having one in the oven increases time to pre-heat).
I read one approach which is to put a large cast-iron skillet or griddle on your cooktop over high heat and get it good and hot while your oven heats. Then you put the skillet in the oven upside-down and cook the pizza on the top (i.e. bottom) of the skillet. I've tried this a few times and it helps to get some char on the bottom of the crust, if you get the skillet REALLY hot. There was also a story I read about a year ago about some guy who used his oven cleaning cycle to get the temperature way up -- IIRC he defeated the auto-locking mechanism and used a snake of aluminum foil to keep the door slightly ajar so he could open the door during the cleaning cycle. The cleaning cycle gets the oven super-hot, and apparently got the job done. As far as safety goes ... meh.
They must mean Georgia the
Mon, 11/16/2009 - 18:38 — vortechThey must mean Georgia the country, because that topping set has nothing to do with this area. A local place did have a pork, BBQ sauce, dehydrated peaches and fried green tomato pizza that was way better then you would expect, but it is gone now.
Papa Murphy's
Tue, 11/17/2009 - 12:14 — samiratouAnyway, you walk in, you order your pizza, they make it in front of you, wrap it in plastic, and you walk out, about ten minutes after you walked in. Then you go home, set the oven to 425, and about fifteen minutes later you have to cut a pizza into slices.
Yup, this is pretty much the way Papa Murphy's works, without the foodie ingredients. They're a bit more pedestrian in their offerings, but it sounds like both places do it the same way.