It's October. And you know what that means. The single greatest mass-market major-company carbonated corn-syrup product is back on shelves, where it will remain until late December or early January.

I don't know who at Pepsico had the genius idea to add cranberry flavor to what was already my favorite lemon-lime soda on the market (although not of all time - come back, Slice!), but I hope they gave that bastard a huge raise. Because I'm totally suing his ass when I get the diabetes.