This is what Burger Kings are going to look like soon.

No, really.

The good news is, is should be fairly inexpensive for franchises, as they can pick up everything they need from a Target clearance aisle three years ago. The bad news is, once they make the mandatory upgrade, they're going to have to stare at this all fucking day long.

I mean, I like Burger King a few times a year, when the mood strikes, but this picture seriously makes me consider using the drive-thru. And I hate the drive-thru with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns.

BK Chairman John Chidsley claims "I'd call it more contemporary, edgy, futuristic. It feels so much more like an upscale restaurant." Really? Because it looks to me like there's a designer out there laughing his ass off and cashing a very large check while hardly daring to believe that Chidsley bought that "edgy" line.

I think I'll just go to Smashburger. Their horrible overuse of Impact seems like a breath of fresh air now.